Blagoyevich! Blagoyevich!! Blagoyevich!!!
Gesundheit! Gesundheit!! Gesundheit!!!
Friday, December 12, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
A Rastafarian Christmas Carol (A Work In Progress)
Stave 1 - Marley's Ghost
Bob Marley was dead, to begin with.
Bob Marley was dead, to begin with.
Keynesian Economics
We need to replace Keynesian Economics with Canesian Economics, wherein we beat the dopes who got us into this financial mess unmercifully with a cane.
1984 Redux
Big Brother is everywhere, and the world is fundamentally unfair as a result. For example, you drop-kick ONE chihuahua.....and right away they want to send you to Anger Management classes. Boy that burns my onion.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett and I have a long distance relationship. Specifically, the court order says we have to be at least 500 feet apart.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Scenes From A Luncheonette
Waiter: What'll you gentlemen have?
My Friend: I'll have the Tuna Salad Plate.
Me: I'll have the Manicotti with Sausage.
Waiter: (To Me) Your friend is eating healthier than you are.
Me: He has more to live for.
My Friend: I'll have the Tuna Salad Plate.
Me: I'll have the Manicotti with Sausage.
Waiter: (To Me) Your friend is eating healthier than you are.
Me: He has more to live for.
Monday, December 1, 2008
What Am I Becoming?!
Last night I dreamed that Sarah Palin was whispering in my ear "Drill, Baby. Drill.". She was not referring to oil exploration.
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